Saturday, 10 July 2010
Black Metal Baby Sitting
The parenting guide we've all been waiting for.
Shannon Lucas Drum Lessons
Shannon Lucas is offering to do drum lessons while Black Dahlia Murder is off tour. If only Detroit wasn't so far away.

Shannon Lucas Drum Lessons

Shannon Lucas Drum Lessons
Bohemian Rhapsody is so 2010
If you thought only Muse were cashing in on the Queen card then check this shit out...
I imagine it must have went down like this:
Video Director: "Hey Heavenly, I'm really glad to be onboard. What do you want to achieve from this video?"
Heavenly (in 4 part harmony): "Just distract from how utterly crap this song is in any way possible".
Video Director: "Shit, it is terrible. I'll start with you flying in space, throw on some pretty contemporary video effects but I fear I may have to force some poor girl to get her top off".
Heavenly: "Magnifico-o-o-o-o!"
I imagine it must have went down like this:
Video Director: "Hey Heavenly, I'm really glad to be onboard. What do you want to achieve from this video?"
Heavenly (in 4 part harmony): "Just distract from how utterly crap this song is in any way possible".
Video Director: "Shit, it is terrible. I'll start with you flying in space, throw on some pretty contemporary video effects but I fear I may have to force some poor girl to get her top off".
Heavenly: "Magnifico-o-o-o-o!"
Allegaeon Karaoke
Allegaeon (who have clarified it's pronounced "uh-lee-juhn" so we don't end up with that embarassing "Torche" thing again) are one of Metal Blades more recent signing. Their debut, "Fragments and Forms of Function", drops on July 20th.
They've released this video to showcase their take on the tech-death genre. For some reason they've provided it in karaoke form so feel free to sing along I guess.
They've released this video to showcase their take on the tech-death genre. For some reason they've provided it in karaoke form so feel free to sing along I guess.
New Cephalic Carnage Track Streaming
I love my hyrdogrind as much as the next man and the world's greatest (and admittedly only) hydrogrind band have a new track streaming right here. Get to it! (It's fucking excellent by the way.)
Good to see "Giant Floating Demon Skull Exploded by UFO" artwork is making a comeback!

Misled by Certainty is out August 21st on Relapse.
Good to see "Giant Floating Demon Skull Exploded by UFO" artwork is making a comeback!

Misled by Certainty is out August 21st on Relapse.
Danza III Guitar Tracking
Danza III is undoubtedly one of the contenders for metal album of 2010. It's like the bastard offspring of The Red Chord, Meshuggah and Pantera. Never has extreme metal grooved more finely than this. So with that in mind, here is Josh laying down some completely insane riffage...
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